How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached