What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.