What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue