Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!