They could be stalking you!
They keep stealing green cards.
Because they release dopameme!
A cross-dresser.
Dress them up as dead lions
To avoid criticism and comparison.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Because Jack was bean stalked
Their celery!
because celery stalks
