Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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What's black and blue and red all over?

The dress

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.