What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

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What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.