What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

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What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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How old are you?

I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."

What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.