What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool