What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.