What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.