What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.