What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

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What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.