Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.