Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Take his spade away.

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

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How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.