What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.