What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.