What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.