What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What is the result?

A tie.

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan