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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Official Jokes More Official Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.