Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!