Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!