Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!