What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.