What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!