What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.