Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

Little Pig Jokes More Little Pig Jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!