What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Who's there ?

Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !

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How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Cadillac Jokes More Cadillac Jokes

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ?

Betsy of all it's a cadillac !