What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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What do black people drive?

house prices down

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.