What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

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What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.