What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery