What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.