How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper