How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

What do they call a Polish astronomer?

Copernicus.