What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.