How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

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Why does a pencil shave?

To look sharp

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore?

There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach