Post on Sundays.
Offensive)
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
Cast Fetus Deletus.
Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
The cold shoulder
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
Post.
