What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.