What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).