Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Whats a baby's favourite temperature?

Womb tempertaure

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!