Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...