Whats the difference between congress a...

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What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

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Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Whats an inmates favorite vegetable?

Cellery.

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!