Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

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Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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a Nepal.....

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What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

A Bobbitt

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.