Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...