Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress