Of course the $ bill!
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congress.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
One of them makes sense!
Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.
One is a Cunning array of Stunts...
Congress
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
A: No fee--If No Recovery!
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
Carl gets shot in the face.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
The aye
AYE MATEY
One is a Cunning group of Runts.....
an Infantry
A clutch !
An ant-ihistamine!
Because they're so easy to catch!
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
Abandonment.
To Test a Mint
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.