What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.