What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

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What is the equivalent to Area-51 in Canada?

Area-51, A

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.