What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

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What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What is bordering stupidity?

Canada and Mexico both are.

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.