What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.