What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.