What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

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What's the fourth derivative called?

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!