What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Fourth Jokes More Fourth Jokes

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day