What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.