Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
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They can't croco-dial the phones.
Because he kept locking up.
It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
Hire a hitman
You're hired
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now
They know how to tuck away junk.
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
URINE. I'll let myself out.
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Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".
STOP RESISTING!!!"
Cheap labor.
Ask them to pronounce "hires"
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
Because theyre pi rates.
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Because he's a Wrap God
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
None, they just hire a mexican to do it.
You pay them under the table )
Because he was a ate professional!
They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)
He wanted someone who understood and case.
Because they don't do Windows
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
Hire a cunning linguist.
Because he was good at pulling weed
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
A: An Apple turnover.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
A: They're doing research on black holes.
Stand it on four bricks !
Try two pairs of stilts!
They're hiring.
Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Because I have pictures of you with a goat "
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
Put a brick under each hoof!
He wanted to double his prophets.
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
You're hired" "Not guilty"
A real hootenanny!
They weren't hiring.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Krautsourcing
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
They are hiring.
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
Put him on stilts !
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
Could they not hire taller dancers
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
The Whittle Business *badum ching*
Emission Impossible
Oh. My. God. You're hired."
to help with the cavity searches
Because they, like, can't even deal.
Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
Races 'em.
Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"
Because they got Chewbacca
Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.
Who cares
I don't know and I don't care.
Felons can't buy guns
DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.
The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.
Sketchy
Leonardo Da Itchy
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time
Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
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