What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Addiction