What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !