What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.