How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.