What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.