When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Sle Jokes More Sle Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.