What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.