Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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The knife has a point.

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One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.