Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.