Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.