What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs lol

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What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.