Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

Rectal Thermometer Jokes More Rectal Thermometer Jokes

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. I'll show myself out.

What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?

The taste.

Brain Damage Jokes More Brain Damage Jokes

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Philippine Jokes More Philippine Jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.