What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Cd Jokes More Cd Jokes

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.