What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

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What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er