Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.