Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.