Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.