meow.
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
tattoo master
A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
